Midweek Hustle: What’s Our Type?

Midweek Hustle_ What's Our Type?

Happy Humpday Purgators!

Most people have a “type” — those certain things that attract you to that special someone. We thought it would be fun to try explain each other’s type in attempt to give you, our readers, a deeper glimpse of who we are and also to see how well we know each other.

So, let the games begin;

The Brunette’s Type As Told By The Blonde

  • The Brunette would be found somewhere on the short spectrum and she likes guys that are taller than her but not too tall. I personally would consider the guys she goes for to be short (but that is because I’m a giant) but in normal person talk – she goes for guys of average height.
  • A little pudge doesn’t bother The Brunette. She likes them a little chubbier.
  • Light features are a thing — she matches and dates a lot of guys with light features. That being said one of her most recent serious relationships was with a guy who had darker features but that was a one off in the scheme of things
  • The Brunette has a thing for a man in a uniform, more specifically a man in a police officer uniform. I don’t know what it is but I think it’s safe to say about 75% of the guys she goes for are in the corrections field.
  • In regards to personality The Brunette likes a guy that can keep up with her fiery personality. Someone who understands her sense of humour and has a good one themselves is key.

The Blonde’s Type As Told By The Brunette: 

  • The Blonde needs someone who is tall, she is a at least 5’9″ so she needs someone that makes her feel “small.” (Every girl wants to feel small)
  • She likes guys who are rugged (example, bearded, chops wood on his spare time #canadian, wears flannel). She tries to go for the pretty boys, but just ends up back at the beard.
  • We joke that The Blonde loves someone who is TDU (Talk, dark and unavailable), which leads me to the personality type….
  • The Blonde wants someone that makes her feel appreciated, whether that be a phone conversation or taking her to the movies. She likes the security that someone can bring to a relationship but has a hard time articulating that sometimes. As far as the “unavailable” comment goes…The Blonde has this problem with liking men that are unavailable, I don’t want to get all philosophical or anything, but it has to do with some other things that stops her from seeking men that want her…sigh…

So there you have it folks, these are our types as told by one another and unsurprisingly, they’re fairly accurate.

Now if you want to date us, let this be your point of reference.


-The Blonde & The Brunette





  1. Demetrius - Tao of Indifference · February 3, 2016

    I love this idea, and now I’m wondering if there is a specific type that I like. Guess I’ll have to ask my friends

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  2. TheSerialDatist · February 4, 2016

    As far as what I find attractive, I am not super selective. To me, you’re either attractive or you aren’t, and it’s hard to define any qualities that really attract me to someone. I’ve mostly dated “alternative” girls with tattoos and piercings in the past, even though I have none myself, but lately I’ve been dating more traditional girls. I’ve dated girls everywhere between 4’11 and 6’0 tall (I am VERY tall at 6’6 myself) and i think I tend to prefer girls who are of average height. It was nice dating the six footer in some ways, but I like feeling significantly taller than the girls I date. At the same time, 4’11 is just too short and makes things awkward. Most of my relationships have been with girls around 5’6-5’8.

    Honestly, beyond physical attraction, which is the most basic necessity (let’s not pretend otherwise), the most important thing is that you aren’t boring. I’ve been on so many first dates with girls who just wanted to talk about basic shit and it gets old. The girl I’m dating now, whom I absolutely adore, broke basically every rule on our first date by talking about real stuff, traumatic experiences, and just about every ex she had. But, and this is key, she didn’t do it in a way that conveyed any sense that she was still hurting from her exes, or that she wanted them back, or still loved them. It was an extremely deep, and often nerdily humorous conversation. We both had some drinks and I had to get up to go to the bathroom (again), so I told her, “Guess what… I gotta pee, again. I’ll be right back…” and then I leaned in and we had our first kiss, after which she said “may the Force be with you.” That is pretty much the best first kiss I’ve ever had.

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